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Recent statements from morons

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I gotta learn how to laugh at myself.

— Laredo, Tex., Mayor Raul Salinas after fielding criticism for directing an employee of the Laredo Convention and Visitors Bureau at an airport information booth to remove copies of LareDOS, an alternative monthly newspaper whose “cover featured a drawing of traditional Mexican calaveras —skeletons — labeled as Salinas and the county judge dancing at the chance to do business with a corrections company that the paper has criticized.”

She’s just figuring things out.

— Britney Spears’ mother, Lynne, in a USWeekly interview about her 25-year-old, just-rehabbed, just-divorced, just-shorn, just-pussy-pictured, just-baby-car-seat-instructed, pre-divorce-worth-$50-million daughter.
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Written by Dr. Denny Wilkins

June 15, 2007 at 1:18 pm

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